Apologizing To The Head Stomper

I heard a great story, which turns out to be true, that the guy who stomped the head of the MoveOn activist expects an apology.

They showed the brave man in an interview from the neck down. And that's what he said he wants. An apology, by cracky.

Dear Whoever,

I'm so sorry my head ended up under your foot. I'm so sorry that when you started stomping, apparently fully aware of my head's presence, that my foot was there to make contact with your foot. From now on, I'll try my hardest to avoid being pushed and pulled to the sidewalk by political goons, so that my head won't be in the way of those consciously trying to stomp me to mush.

Sincerely yours,
Your Guilty Victim

A Little Off The Top

I've flown under the radar so long, I should be a forest barber. I've been clipping the top of the trees.