Emergency TP

We've been having trouble keeping the bathrooms stocked with enough toilet paper. If you're downstairs, there's not any. Then if you're upstairs, there's not any. We buy a big thing of 24 rolls -- or you can get 12 double rolls. But then somehow they're not evenly distributed.

My big solution is to put a couple behind glass with a little hammer. Break glass in case of emergency. But then of course I need a little whisk broom and dustpan behind another glass case, to break in case there's broken glass in the area.