May Day!

Darn, yesterday I forgot my favorite-most joke in the whole wide world! Now I have to wait a whole 'nother year to play it again.

It was May 1st, right? OK, that's the set up. Heh heh. And here's the joke:

You call 911 and, all excited, you say, "May Day! May Day!"

Of course the emergency worker is all upset. "Please calm down, sir. What is wrong?"

And then you go all loose, "Nothing, just wanted to wish you a pleasant May Day."

[Don't really try this, because 911 calls are for emergencies only. Plus, the police will show up and you'll be spending the day after May Day in jail. This blog post is for entertainment purposes only ... blah blah blah ... insert sufficiently worded disclaimer here.]]