I was telling someone a story of my recent visit to Taco John's. I got there and noticed a dog with a saddle tied to the hitching post.
I was very happy and cried out, "The monkey's here!" I went in and bought him a taco.
My friend said, "That didn't happen, because Taco John's doesn't have hitching posts."
So that's the part of the story that made you not believe it?