Frozen Head Allegedly Abused In Cryonics Facility

If you're ever going to have your severed head preserved in a cryonics facility -- for cryoning out loud -- make sure you pick one you can trust!

Who wants their frozen head being abused by a guy batting at it? Not me.

Such is the sad fate, it is alleged, of the famous baseball player, Ted Williams:

Johnson claims a technician took baseball-like swings at Williams' frozen head with a monkey wrench.

That's the strangest sentence I've read all day!