Republicans' Current and Future Idiocracy

This is too weird. We have terrible climate change forecasts for the breadbasket states, and we have senators in those areas who will not vote to do anything about it.

Let's say it gets extremely hot. And the plants all start dying. We can always give them Brawndo, with electrolytes, which plants crave. Like in the movie, we also have idiots leading us.

This article says Kansas will be most ravaged by climate change. But the two Republican senators there are unlikely to support legislation concerning it. Sam Brownback and Pat Roberts. You think you have a Brownback now, just wait till the average temperature is 110!

So obviously they're morons.

In Nebraska we have Democrat-in-name-only Ben Nelson. Nelson earlier signed a letter calling for climate legislation to be put off. (Have we ever mentioned that Ben Nelson is worthless?) And the other senator is Mike Johanns, who apparently is also behind on the issue.

These are the places that are going to be most affected, mind you.

Then Iowa stands to face the third worst catastrophe. Republican Charles Grassley represents Iowa, and his vote is always right down the line with Rush Limbaugh and the other radicals. These people don't care about the country, just how they can stick it to President Obama in the heat of the moment. And with their "leadership," the country will have plenty of heat.

It's kind of like in the first episode of Superman, where Krypton is erupting all over the place. Superman's dad is the only scientist to say, "Hey, Krypton is erupting all over the place. Maybe we ought to do something about it." To which the other scientists scoff, saying, "Jor-el, you're mad! Krypton erupting all over the place? Don't be silly. That's just the people upstairs with their loud parties."

When you're watching it you think, no one could be as crazy as these guys! But bring it down to real life and the Republicans: Yes, you can be that crazy!