Tom DeLay On Dancing With The Stars?

This is another of the thousands of shows I don't watch.

But like everyone, I somehow hear the names of people who are dancing on it. Not all the names because a lot of celebrities' names I don't recognize. Like soap opera actors, except for "All My Children." Or the various B-listers from reality shows.

I saw one ad for "Dancing With The Stars" today and I distinctly saw that Tom DeLay(!) is going to be a contestant on it.

Tom DeLay? Can he dance? He's a Republican, right? What dance does he do, the Larry Craig Two-Step?

And he's "A Star?" The way I remember his ethics he ought to be starring in whatever stage shows they put on in prison somewhere.