You Might Be A Bad Pastor If...

The Secret Service interviewed that idiotic pastor who gave a sermon in his church (!) on "Why I Hate Barack Obama" and prayed that Mr. Obama would die and go to hell.

It also turns out that the guy who showed up at the president's event in Arizona the other day with a gun goes to this pastor's church. So I'd say, if you're looking for a church, it pays to check around!

Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, but here goes:

You might be a bad pastor if the Secret Service has to interview you for seeking the death of the President of the United States.

This guy is a couple testaments short of a full Bible.