A Great Slogan For Microsoft

I don't know if any other company has registered this as a trademarked slogan, but if not, it'd be a great one for Microsoft:

Microsoft -- "One Miserable Problem After Another"

That's the way it's going, trying to do Windows updates on my office computer. But definitely by the time it gets done, if it ever does, my hard drive will be ground down to size. A lot of sitting and spinning!