Raising The Threat Level Against Tom Ridge

Does anyone know the nature of the threat against Tom Ridge? Did they threaten to castrate him? Does anyone know?

The way he announced he'd raised the terror alert because of politics, then the way he's feverishly backpedaled ever since, lets us know something's up.

He's surely still got 'em, OK, because if not, we're sure he'd be free to speak his mind. And his voice doesn't sound that much different than usual. But if anyone belongs to the same fitness club as Tom Ridge, or if you're, say, his wife, could you take a peek while he's showering and let us know?

We're pretty sure everything still has to be intact. And as long as he plays ball, he'll have something to play with.

But we think the threat level against Tom Ridge is high enough -- and all politics aside -- we're raising it to RED.