Constipated 30 Years

Come on, if you're constipated 30 years, that's the new normal for you. At that point you don't know any difference. Sure, you'd still have your memories that you used to go to the bathroom. But really, if you can make it 20 years, you can do anything.

But we have Alice Burns' testimony. 30 years with constipation, choked by souring food. Then she took some Adlerika and became a new person.

(Ad from Lyon County Reporter, Rock Rapids, IA, Jan. 11, 1934, p. 9.)